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Tweak says, "Stupid shiny volvo owner!"

allandsundry (allandsundry) wrote,
@ 2009-10-04 19:25:00

Current mood:	hungry
Entry tags:	neville longbottom, percy

Conversation in a Tesco produce section
*a soft clearing of the throat*

I don't recommend that one.

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	allandsundry 2009-10-05 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh. I... Percy. Cheers. I didn't see you there. Why not? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 02:34 am UTC (link)
	The woman before you dropped it repeatedly. Unless mashed courgettes is your intention, you're better off with a different one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 02:42 am UTC (link)
	sets courgette back delicately I see. I didn't realise vegetable abuse had reached such depths. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 02:47 am UTC (link)
	She was wrestling an opinionated toddler that apparently did not want courgettes for dinner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Shocking. Such drama on a Sunday night. That's put me quite off courgettes, I'm afraid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Peace was had with the acquisition of sprouts, instead. a sigh I don't recommend the aubergines, either. Looking at them has not improved them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear. And here I had grand plans of... well, I wasn't sure, really. I was starting with courgettes but now all bets are off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Dinner should not be this difficult. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 03:02 am UTC (link)
	I know. Blast it. I was going to have a proper meal. We could always... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Proper, as in dishes and napery, or as in all the proper meal parts? As opposed to eating ice cream with a serving spoon over the kitchen taps? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 03:09 am UTC (link)
	laughs Far from the napery, I fear. The latter. Although I tend more to chips and beer if I'm not eating properly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Man cannot live on chips and beer alone, more's the pity. Nor fried fish, as I've come to realise. Something green, or dare I say it, purple is occasionally necessary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely. And fried fish. Yes. I wonder where we could find cooked green or purple at this hour. There's a decent Italian place a few streets away, if memory serves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 03:18 am UTC (link)
	the sound of a slightly flabby aubergine being set down Why not. At this moment, I'll take green and red and even yellow in lieu of having to cook it myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Why not indeed. I think we should free ourselves from these carts and go sit down to a civilised, multicoloured meal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Do they have red and white, too? After this week, I could definitely use a large serving of red or white. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Merlin's tit, yes. Red, I think. And perhaps grappa after. That sort of week then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

allandsundry
2009-10-05 03:30 am UTC (link)

Repeatedly telling persons of middling intellect and inflated egos that they really don't know better than I do and they in fact hired me to come in and quite clearly tell them so is not my idea of a dazzling week. Nor is spending much of the weekend fixing what was done until some pillock with a V and a P after their name decided to "improve" it.

Ah, yeah, it was that sort of week.

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	allandsundry 2009-10-05 03:35 am UTC (link)
	That sounds horrid. You may need an extra dose of red. walks outside I think it's just up there and around the corner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 03:44 am UTC (link)
	It that Healer's orders? departing footsteps in the direction indicated Right, no more talking about dismal subjects except on alternate Tuesdays and as this isn't Tuesday we'll have to find something more pleasant to discuss. Tell me, how's what's his name, your bloke? Daniel, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-10-05 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Oh shit. Right. Well, you see... (Reply to this) (Parent)